Techie Internet humour

WARNING: Unless you are computer/programming mad, none of this stuff is likely to strike you as funny! Proceed at own risk!

• How real programmers programmed - those were the days of giants!
• Babbage - the language of the future
• Hello World a program repository
• The Genesis of a Project - an upgraded version.
• Even compiler writers are human (or a close approximation of, anyway)
• Programming languages characterised - not entirely accurate, but...
• DNA decoded. No, seriously!
• The true story of Creation
• The Infinite Monkeys Protocol Suite (IMPS) - an Internet RFC (Request For Comment)
• Real Programmers and Others - a compendium of signs and portents
• Unix goes Politically Correct!
• The cfts manpage - a utility no system should be without!
• DosFish and its habitat, the Pea Sea
• Some lightbulbs (in case anybody wanted yet more of them!)
• The Dead Crow Sketch (with apologies to Monty Python)
• Trouble with Upgrades - upgrading Girlfriend(tm) to Wife(tm)
• Another Creation myth - "it from bit"
• Beatle song variants - I am tempted to say "poetry as error messages"
• Mouse Balls (now available as FRU)
• Pessimal Algorithms - a classic ACM paper, which pioneered "multiply and surrender" computational techniques.